Gourmet-level grooming products
made for every cut of man

BECAUSE TECHNICALLY,
YOU ARE A PIECE OF MEAT

WELL-DONE MEN SHOULDN'T BE RARE

How long does it take to smoke a brisket? 7-8 hours. How long do men spend getting ready? 7-8 minutes. Let’s care about ourselves as much as we care about our food.

Meat Head is a premium men’s care brand with a mission to make grooming & self-care an enjoyable experience that not only allows you to keep your man card, but upgrades it.

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no one prepares a piece of meat like you

No more shamefully locking yourself in the bathroom to try your significant other’s products.

Our men’s care products are made with top-of-the-line ingredients at a reasonable price point so that you can enjoy luxurious face and body care.

The same high quality
you expect FROM YOUR
FAVORITE TOP-tier SAUCES

Each bottle is filled with grade-a formulas that make your face, body, back, and beard the best they’ve ever been. If you’re looking for something more mass-produced, we know some “older”, “spicier” products you can use. 

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Paraben & Sulfate Free

Crafted with purity in mind, our products are free from any harsh chemicals. Meat Head ensures a gentle, yet effective experience you and your skin will feel good about.

Nourishing Recipes

Infused with the finest ingredients, our carefully designed formulas deliver revitalization, hydration, and care. Experience Meat Head's proprietary blends that will enhance and protect your skin.

Cruelty Free

We know what people will say: "Isn't Meat Head's brand based on things used to make animals taste better?" Well that doesn't mean we'd ever test our products on them!

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